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LYRICS

(verse 1)

Life's got me mad

But if I had a midget I'd be glad

To watch him jump around on my nintendo powerpad

He'd have a big head short legs and long torso

The name that I give my pet midget is little Gordo

I'd teach him tricks like backflips and side kicks

When company came over he'd perform and get tips

While I'm eatin at night, in the kitchen he'd be able

To get the food scraps that I threw under the table

If my midget was ever bad and acted enraged

Then I'd take him to the bathroom and put him in his cage

But If he kept acting up and really made me sick

I'd hang him upside down and poke him with a stick

Little Gordo would be good most of the time though

He'd like to wear a helmet and run around yelling Kaiyo

I'd take him for walks in the park on the weekends

And if he saw other midgets he'd say Can we be friends

He'd only need a 3 foot coffin when he was dead

And he'd be in the guiness book for the world's biggest head

What a funny little fellow, but don't call him a shrimp

Or he'll attack your leg cause Gordos a tough gimp

He'd have a pogo ball that he'd bounce on for hours

And dirty little fathead Gordo would'nt take showers

When Halloween came, he wouldn't be a chump

Gettin all the candy goin round as a tree stump

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(verse 2)

Sometimes my friends would chase Gordo with a gun

It be fun

Because midgets wobble when they run

They're so close to the ground and so easy to kick

They're so slow in the head and so easy to trick

Gordo could do somersaults his special thing

At the fair I would make him enter mudwrestling

Sometimes he'd wear stilts and pretend to be tall

Then I'd kick him over- and then i'd laugh at him fall

Silly little Gordo, just be yourself

I'd put wood on his head, and he'd just be a shelf

He'd do funny little dances but that's irrelevant

At the beach Gordo got attacked by pelicans

He had a girlfriend once, but she was an ogre

It didn't last long cause he couldn't fuck her sober

Gordo had a problem, Gordo wet the bed

so i'd make him wear diapers on his ass and his head

He'd have to clean up his own cage himself

And if he lost a little weight he'd be a keebler elf

He'd really be something, my mangled little munchkin

Plus his head would be larger then any big pumpkin

This perfect little fool would make a perfect footstool

Sometimes I'd kick him in his head and say "bitch be cool"

I'd have a great life, I'd be happy I know

If I only owned a little pet midget named Gordo

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