ApologetiX - "Downer of a Sister" (Official Video) video free download

Music video by ApologetiX performing "Downer of a Sister."

Parody of "Chop Suey" by System of a Down.

(C) Parodudes

Date: August 2004

Directed by: Karl Messner

Produced and Edited by: Eric Pensenstadler for Video Horizons, LLC

Lyrics:

(Holy Monkey's Eyebrow!)

Wake up, we probably should talk a little Jacob

Why? Because there's been a major shake up

Light the lamp they keep upon the table

Yeah, you married me instead of Rachel

You want me to

Wear a veil and never put the shades up?

You want me to

Try to starve and find a way to shape up?

You want me to

Drive to Egypt get myself a facial?

You want me to?

Oh, I don't think you trust in my shelf-life as your new bride

I tried but Rachel's the perfect size!

Wake up, Laban, you're in trouble this is Jacob

Open up the door or it'll break up

Why'd you give me Leah 'stead of Rachel

Yeah you know she ain't no Charlie's Angel

(You wanted to)

Even if she puts on lots of make-up

(Put fun into)

Leah's face could scare away your hiccups

(My honeymoon)

I've seen better faces on a bagel

(I'll punish you)

Why don't we discuss this nice

Downsize your foolish pride

Why fight? I gave you the first in line

And I threw in a concubine

All right -- for Rachel just serve me twice

Father! Father! Father! Father!

Father it's too intense; I can't stand to hear it

Father you knew the plan -- Why did you give Jacob me?

In disguise so secretly? Is there no escape for me?

Genesis 29