Periodic Table Rap - 9th Grade Science Project скачать видео бесплатно

UPDATE: 05/28/13: Lyrics added.

UPDATE 04/17/13: I can't believe I seriously didn't have a download. Fix'd.

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No, this is not the music video I commented about earlier. This is from May/June 2011.

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25% Rap, 25% Parody, 25% Science, and 25% Video makes 99% amusement (1% allotted for entropy). In case you were wondering, I blew all the other projects out of the water. Regardless, I still only got the maximum 5 points of Extra Credit. That's right - this project was only for 5 points of EC.

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Download: http://tinyurl.com/d5ab4y3

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In case you were wondering, I didn't get into MLP:FiM until July of 2011. If I had earlier, there would undoubtedly be ponies in this video.

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Who likes lyrics? I like lyrics! I'm a fool for not having them up yet!

LYRICS:

Hydrogen is everywhere

Dispersed throughout the universe

It's inside every one of us

It has the smallest nucleus

Helium's at number two

A noble gas, it's unsurpassed

Lithium's in batteries

Sittin' pretty at number three

Beryllium is number four

X-ray window

In aeronautics far and wide

Boric acid pesticide

Carbon's really widespread

Charcoal, diamond, pencil lead

Anything alive or dead

Carbon bonds the most it's said

Nitrogen in cyanide

In rocket fuel it is applied

Ammonium consists therein

And you all know 'bout oxygen

Fluorine chillin' in the fridge

The most electronegative

Neon lights on Vegas nights

Sodium in tasty bites

Mobile phone magnesium

Velocipede aluminum

Silicon computer chips

Phosphorescent phosphorous!

CHORUS:

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Period across, and Family down

The Periodic Table is the greatest in town

Alkali, Transitions and the Halogens,

Electronegative bonding

Come and take a trip through the Elements

Take the first step, come on ladies and gents

What 'cha gonna do, so

Come and take a drink of my H-2-O!

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Sulfur part of acid rain

Fireworks and cellophane

Chlorine used for disinfectin'

Argon gassed that tasty chicken

Potassium in your banana

Calcium ivory piano

Scandium in aeroplanes

Titanium construction frames

Vanadium in your toolbox

Chromium-plated toasters rock!

Manganese will cure that rust

Iron becomes a steel truss

Cobalt in your fancy china

Twenty Nickel's make a dollar

Copper wire, Zinc batteries

Some Gallium for LEDs

Germanium in camera lenses

Arsenic is poisonous

Selenium can give you cancer

Toxic Bromine's dangerous

Krypton kills your super-powers

Rubidium laser cooling towers

Strontium in CRTs

Yttrium also in these

Zirconium cuts jewelry

Niobium in MRIs

Molybdenum enrichens soil

Technetium, radio-meds!

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From here on the list gets kind of boring

So I'll just do highlights, 'cause I don't want any snoring

Palladium and Silver both are used in flutes and jewelry

Cadmium in batteries power LCD Indium touchscreens

Snapple; fruit infused with Tin

Wait, you'll get it -- there's that grin!

Antimony's a flame retardant

Arsenic's a disinfectant

Xenon laser, Cesium clock

Tungsten's used in Halogens

Osmium's the densest schlock

Iridium resists corrosion

Platinum and Gold are pretty pricey

Mercury thermometers will tell you when it's icy

Little Lead figurines are safe from radiation

But that trefoil on Polonium is cause of consternation

Uranium, Plutonium, the last occurring elements...

Oh, shi-- *ka-BOOM!!*

One final element is probably worth a mention, that is

Mendelevium, it's eponym was Mendeleev, the table was his invention!

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