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“Metatron and Logos – War of the Worlds” Metatron was out in the fields, gazing at the neverending aurora, feeding the chickens. And looking at the chickens an idea suddenly came to him. A most amusing idea. ‘Let’s have a war. The war to end all wars,’ he thought to himself. ‘The War of the Worlds.’ Logos was out the back, shovelling hay in the barn, just for the heck of it, and looked at the cows. And looking at the cows an idea suddenly came to him. A most amusing idea. ‘Let’s have a war. The war to end all wars,’ he thought to himself. ‘The War of the Worlds.’ Inside Memra was suddenly overcome. ‘Good grief,’ she said to herself, suddenly gaining a portent for what was coming. ‘Home will never be the same again.’ And looking over at God who was sipping on a can of Coke, he just smiled a little smile and said nothing. * * * He had spent all afternoon in his workshop, going down three sublevels to find the necessary resources, which just seemed to magically appear. But that was the way it was at home. Things tended to magically appear. Now, driving his little lorry out of the workshop, towing 25 tips full of weapons, he made his way to the chickens out the front of home. Getting off the lorry he whistled sharply and yelled. ‘Alright chickens. Attention. Come forward, two by two, and receive your weapons.’ And, in obedience, the chickens gradually came forwards and Metatron started handing out the mini bazookas to each of the chickens. They would attack at twilight, and they would take no prisoners. * * * Logos looked at the flame throwers he had prepared. Yes, they should do perfectly. He filled the lorries gradually and, as the afternoon passed, drove the lorry out to the cows in the field and prepared them for battle. The carnage was expected to be great indeed. * * * First Commander Clucketty Cluck looked through the binoculars at the enemy. He turned to Metatron and went ‘Bok.’ ‘Bok?’ inquired Metatron. ‘Bok,’ responded Clucketty Cluck. Metatron turned to Second Commander Brightfeather, who had a feather protruding from his head. ‘And your analysis?’ asked Metatron. ‘Bokitty Bok,’ responded Brightfeather. ‘That bad, huh?’ said Metatron, and returned his gaze forwards. General Moo looked through the spyhole and turned to Logos. ‘Moooooooo.’ ‘That bad huh?’ General Moo nodded. ‘Well, it’s now or never.’ * * * The chickens attacked on the left flank initially, and casualties were high on both sides. Feathers and fur flew everywhere, but both sides were determined to gain the upper hand, so no quarter was given. Metatron decided on a surprise attack. He had cheated a little and arranged for some extra forces. And yelling ‘Attack’ the Turkeys sped right ahead, armed with crossbows, taking out as many cows as they possibly could. But Logos was ready for such tactics. He pressed a button on his remote and a loud noise started coming from the barn. Suddenly a giant tank appeared, a cow’s head popping out through the top, and it blew bombs at the attacking turkeys. Feathers and turkeys flew everywhere. Metatron looked concerned. Logos had the numbers. Time, perhaps, for a tactical retreat. He gathered his remaining forces and headed inside the House, out to the safe back yard. Logos stood in front of the House, motioned for his bravest cows to follow him, and they entered, passing through the dining room were Memra and God were looking at the grandfather clock, engaged in some sort of conversation, and soon came to the back yard. ‘They should be right back,’ said God to Memra. True to God’s word Logos suddenly ran through the dining room, his cows following him quickly. Suddenly Metatron appeared holding, of all things, a large bomb with ‘1000 Metatron Bomb’ written on it. Things looked dire. * * * It was the final showdown. God was on the swinging couch on the porch, Memra seated next to him. Metatron was facing down Logos, looking very menacing with his ‘1000 Metatron Bomb’. Logos said, ‘Go on. Explode it. I DARE you.’ ‘Don’t tempt me. I will, I tell you. I will.’ ‘I DARE you. I Double DARE you. To hell with it. I Triple DARE you.’ ‘As you wish,’ and he pressed the detonation button. * * * A mushroom cloud was an original event for Home, but when the buildings were, by the grace of God, left standing, the mess of dead cow and chicken and turkey all over the landscape was truly a sight to behold. Metatron’s hair was all singed and he had black ashes on his face, as did Logos. Logos looked at him, grinned a little, and walked over. ‘We’ll call that a draw, shall we?’ ‘As long as you cook the chicken.’ ‘Okely Dokely.’ An hour later they were in the dining room, feasting on fried chicken and steak and some of God’s reserves of Coca Cola, when Memra posed this interesting dilemma. ‘If that was the War of the Worlds, how can we possibly top that?’ Logos looked at Metatron, who looked back in return. And then God said ‘I’m sure they’ll think of something,’ and everyone laughed. The End

EternaMidnight

Wow this song is really perverted lol. Just heard it and the chorus made me think it would be all cute XD I guess it still is but..

joshs life

ALL OF THE TEENAGE DREAM ALBUM IS POWERFUL

emma star

YAAAAAAAAAAAA I LUV YOU AND LUV THIS SONG LUV ALL OF YOUR SONG'S AND CANT WIAT TO SEE YOU :)

The galaxy Cool kids

Omg i love you Katy cat

Debbie Bechelli

Love this song

Ⓚⓘⓜⓩⓨ :3

more music less comercials

Ⓚⓘⓜⓩⓨ :3

katy perry rocks 

Ary Costa

Questa canzone è fantastica XD

Militant3mpress

You make me feel like im lossing my virginity: She's about to Lets pollinate to create a family:sex SOME CALL IT SCIENCE WE CALL IT CHEMISTRY: sex This is the story of the birds and the bees: sex Humming bird heartbeat: orgasm taste of your honey is so sweet: sperm Constantantly craving for a day of your stick sweet: SHE WANT THE DICK WHEN WE ARE IN PERFECT HARMONY: SCREAMING WOW IM DUMB

Militant3mpress

OH SHIT ITS ABOUT GOOD DICK...MIND FUCKED

jasmine el

mind F**** UP

Dicky Chandra

where the video original hummingbird heartbeat

Mari Maker

Katy Linda!!

Glenn Hitanaya

Obviously. Who doesn't know that Katy Perry is a satanic vampire who feeds off the souls of orphans?

Snowy~Bluey

I love this song, one day I got picked to choose a song to listen to at my old school and I chose this but when it says in the song ''virginity'' my teacher gave me a detention for putting up such a rude song... And virginity ain't much of a bad word.

Faraz Syed

THERE'S ACTUALLY A POP ROCK SONG IN TEENAGE DREAM?! wow.. OOTB is actually a pop rock record, TD is just pop..

Benzy Granger

Savannah Outen brought me here!

James Livingston

I gave that bitch the hummingbird heartbeat....all over her face!!!!

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