Jumpsteady - "Dungeon Master" скачать видео бесплатно

Track #14 off of Jumpsteady's album "Master of the Flying Guillotine." As a D&D nerd I love goofy shit like this, and I'm dumbfounded it's not on YouTube already. So I'm putting it here to link to people. :D And here are the lyrics:

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[Intro]

Welcome

Blue wizard is about to die

Green elf needs food badly

The base is thumpin', the club is jumpin'

Hot drunk girls in the corner humpin'

Booties shakin', big titties fakin'

High five my boys as drinks we takin'

But what do we know about this? Nothin'

We're not even there, I was only frontin'

We're in a basement roleplayin' D&D

Explorin' the land of make-believe

Its kind a like reading a book anew

Except you control what the characters do

Untold adventures await your mind

As you become someone else intertwined

Some think it's nerdy, that's probably true

But fuck you, it's just what we nerdies do

Allow our imagination to soar free

As our dreams here become reality

[Chorus]

All through the night, sit tight

and keep on rollin' rollin'

Lookin' for that twenty

Then we know we're golden

Others go for a bite

We keep on rollin' rollin'

Order us some pizza

It disappears like Merlin

The drums are thumpin', goblins jumpin'

We're in the deepest part of the dungeon

Brave wizard stand at the rear

Throw a fireball at anything you hear

Hey thief don't bother, you failed your roll

I see you in the shadows, little hoe

Oh me? I'm cavalier, I check the doors

That's the reason they call me a hero-whore

Got a chained kobold in the lead

We call him trap tester, know what I mean?

Torches shakin', hit points achin'

See any kind of treasure we takin'

Dice rollin', sword glowin'

Deep in the dungeon depths we keep goin'

Hear a monster sound, look around

Continue down the tunnel dumbfound

Enter a cave that reeks a foul stench

Not the place we really wanna be I bet

Then I see what I can't believe

A red dragon standin' in front of me!

[Chorus]

All through the night, sit tight

And keep on rollin' rollin

Lookin' for that twenty

Then we know we're golden

Others have them a life

We keep on rollin' rollin'

Don't need social troubles

We're good just slayin' goblins

Pizza's here with a small cheer

Pop all around, don't need any beer

Nerdy boy, what's your joy?

Likes to collect action figure toys

Knight to Rook, comic books

To the hobby store like crack you're hooked

Robotech, cyber sex

Online game until you're flexed

Wrath of Khan, Obi-Wan

Collectible cards and Megatron

These are things nerdies do

Of course we like to roleplay too

Haven't faced a dragon in awhile

Nerdies at the table get kinda wild

Mr. DM, what's the deal?

A red dragon, are you for real?

We're only 3rd level don't you know

And currently hit points are low

From the DM comes a wicked laugh

"Roll initiative guys, time for the bloodbath!"

[Chorus]

All through the night, sit tight

And keep on rollin' rollin'

Lookin' for that twenty

Then we know we're golden

Others go out at night

We keep on rollin' rollin'

Don't need to spend money

We need our medication

All through the night, sit tight

And keep on rollin' rollin'

Lookin' for that twenty

Then we know we're golden

Others have them a wife

We keep on rollin' rollin'

We are not true virgins

Get plenty elven neden

A huge fireball suddenly appears

And strikes the dragon like a bombardier

Yo wizard, think you best retire

Don't you know a red dragon's immune to fire?

"Oh shit my bad, he looks kinda mad

That's my last spell... cheerio lad!"

The others run, smart thing to do

But I'm a cavalier and I'm not allowed to

Unsheathe my Wicked Chaos Blade

The dragon's roar begins the rampage

Sound aloud a blood curdling battle cry

Close the gap, it's a suicide

Leap attack as I gracefully glide

Attempting to strike it's scaly hide

"Take that"... damn, rolled a one

My blade falls, thats it, I'm done

[Outro]

Mmm, toasty!