Hilltop Hoods - The Certificate ( Lyrics ) скачать видео бесплатно

I dont own the rights to this song.

Cats get served, running up sliced

Every single night and that the way we keep it right

Like that fuckers... (YEAH)

Im just trickin though, Certified Wise in the house tonight

(Certified Wise!)

Oi, When I say Certified you say Wise we say

Certified! (Wise!)

Certified! (Wise!)

The Certified have arrived, extraordinaire extravagant

Beers like confidence, man I drink until I'm arrogant

Cause I'm a cocky fuck, Hit your girl and I knock her up

Be like what the fuck? In the net like a hockey puck. (score!)

Rappers get embarrassed when they see the way that we work

They try hard, they're shamed like fat guys swimming in T-shirts

Research your Oz hip-hop, before you step to us

And if you step, hands around your throat like a necklace

Mr. Trials, young ladies gimme a call

My number's written next to Fuckwit on the Chicks bathroom wall

I'm slightly easy and a trife bit sleazy

With the wit of a red brick and chiselled body of Kim Beazley

My theory is, never touch the mic quite serious

A kid goes out on dates later than their next period

My crews got it made, rockin the place

With more dope rappers to match every pram chillin at collonades

It's Certified Wise, no need to tell you again

Because these cunts can be so funky that the smell would offend

A dyke's girlfriend dog, now lets get straight to the point shall we

This rowdy crowd of MC's and DJ's know how to pound beats

Like kids with flat feet and crap beats walking down backstreets

So much work went into this to line the notes of fact sheets

Like black sheep I've got two words for those who slept

(nya, nya, nya, noooo respect)

You thought it was safe, well guess what (what?)

Boys then beware; my friends will find your weak points (then what)

Get up in there.

Attack your mind, with a fine line when I find time

And I'll find out that you're walking if you're talking the grape vine

I'll waste time. Need to take on the job at hand.

Got skills for this professional typical certified wise man

From Sky to land, I'm overcoming all your schemes and plans

So take cover as I rain thunder upon you man

I manifest Hip-Hop in it's highest degree (Certified Wise)

Somethin' I take very seriously (I sensualise, Certified Wise)

Every songs a collection of kids charmed lives

Like the porn section of gary glitters hard drive

Certified Wise throws a jam thats so hot it'd

Make a married man give up his annual blowjob

You better show something, with heading no bluffin

On the wrong side of my tracks, I'll smash your petticoat junction

In a suffering city, I'm punishing the pretty

And if you dont fuckin feel me I'll crush you without pity

I arrange certain words amongst silence

To be heard in abundance while mc's face redundance

Stereo speakers exceed beyond specifications

Through Extended noise generation

Let's cut the conversations to a small chat (why's that?)

I'm busy tryin to react to the hi-hat

Blockade and Certified stand tall above ridiculous under-achievers

And constant non-believers

I'm on stage with a hanful of panadols handin them out

Cos of the head throbbin from the head noddin

And we about puttin you out for the count like mic check,

You aint gonna get Certified respect

So hide your decks, ya mics I might blackout

In a cipher when I still take the title

The name's Sesta, I snatch an 'L' plate and slap it on your forehead

With more force than pornsex.

It's the budhist monks, with the certified mc's

I'll make you nod your head like Parkinson's disease

Sin sanity's but don't step to our click

I got a hundred metronomes just waiting to go sick

So take ya pick but not the axe or the shovel

After hours I make beds rock like Barney Rubble

It's kinda subtle, the way that my flow bores

And leave your ears up shit creek without a funk oar

Now certified wise gotta hold o ya

We got the whole lot o cop and magnolia

We're the fresh B-boys in Nike and Adidas

We're hotter than heaters and blowin up speakers

There's no half-steppers, we far from a fake, we make

Rap music every Aussie can relate to

We'll never take a tumble, We're not gonna stumble

If you dis any member the result is LET'S RUMBLE

Let me show you new rappers how to do a posse reckin

[scratches]

Let me show you new rappers how to do a posse reckin

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Let me show you new rappers how to do a poss poss posse re re re re reckin

Complex compliments this simple to complete this individual

Simplex the original beat the hypocritical, ridicule

The weaker techniques that leave you burnt

Like cannabis sativa , either you do or you dont, we'll prove that you won't

Ever endeavour to get it together to better these fellas

I'll be like whatever, you get it?

You're wondering why you should never try

The reason certified is mr. nice with the wise guys