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LYRICS:: [Eminem]

A lot of people ask me.. stupid fucking questions

A lot of people think that.. what I say on records

or what I talk about on a record, that I actually do in real life

or that I believe in it

Or if I say that, I wanna kill somebody, that..

I'm actually gonna do it

or that I believe in it

Well, shit.. if you believe that

then I'll kill you

You know why?

Cause I'm a

CRIMINAL

CRIMINAL

You god damn right

I'm a CRIMINAL

Yeah, I'm a CRIMINAL

[Eminem]

My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge

That'll stab you in the head

whether you're a fag or lez

Or the homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest

Pants or dress - hate fags? The answer's "yes"

Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic

Staring at my jeans, watching my genitals bulging (Ooh!)

That's my motherfucking balls, you'd better let go of em

They belong in my scrotum, you'll never get hold of em

Hey, it's me, Versace

Whoops, somebody shot me!

And I was just checking the mail

Get it? Checking the 'male'?

How many records you expecting to sell

after your second LP sends you directly to jail?

C'mon!-- Relax guy, I like gay men

Right, Ken? Give me an amen (AAA-men!)

Please Lord, this boy needs Jesus

Heal this child, help us destroy these demons

Oh, and please send me a brand new car

And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital

Preacher preacher, fifth grade teacher

You can't reach me, my mom can't neither

You can't teach me a goddamn thing cause

I watch TV, and Comcast cable

and you ain't able to stop these thoughts

You can't stop me from topping these charts

And you can't stop me from dropping each March

with a brand new CD for these fucking retards

Duhhh, and to think, it's just little ol' me

Mr. "Don't Give A Fuck," still won't leave

[Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)]

I'm a CRIMINAL

Cause every time I write a rhyme, these people think it's a crime

to tell em what's on my mind - I guess I'm a CRIMINAL

but I don't gotta say a word, I just flip em the bird

and keep going, I don't take shit from no one

[Eminem]

My mother did drugs - hard-liquor, cigarettes, and speed

The baby came out - disfigured, ligaments indeed

It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she

Don't dare make fun of that baby cause that baby was me

I'm a CRIMINAL - an animal caged who turned crazed

But how the fuck you supposed to grow up when you weren't raised?

So as I got older and I got a lot taller

My dick shrunk smaller, but my balls got larger

I drink more liquor to fuck you up quicker

than you'd wanna fuck me up for saying the word ...

My morals went thhbbpp when the president got oral

Sex in his Oval Office on top of his desk

Off of his own employee

Now don't ignore me, you won't avoid me

You can't miss me, I'm white, blonde-haired

and my nose is pointy

I'm the bad guy who makes fun of people that die

in plane crashes and laughs

As long as it ain't happened to him

Slim Shady, I'm as crazy as Em

-inem and Kim combined - [*kch*] the maniac's in

Replacing the doctor cause Dre couldn't make it today

He's a little under the weather, so I'm taking his place

(Mm-mm-mmm!) Oh, that's Dre with an AK to his face

Don't make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the place

I told you Dre, you should've kept that thang put away

I guess that'll teach you not to let me play with it, eh?

I'm a CRIMINAL