Bo Burnham - Rant скачать видео бесплатно

Pepper and Spice

There is a kid at my school..his name was Damien when me and my friends called him Kevin...but Bo looks so much likes him

Taylor Carroll

All the seats at the Sunday massesFilled with the masses' massive assesClasses pass as fast as molassesCeremonial reading glassesRead a little bit of LeviticusAll the kids are a little too little for thisAll the parents nod in agreement"I think I can vaguely see what He meant."It's too early in the morning, gloryTo read another allegory storyThe father reads a little bit fartherAssuring the assured that they need not bother"When God, in verse 45Said that slaves are OK to buyHe meant that people all from the startEach have 'slaves' within their hearts:Things that we have sold or boughtThat are forced to pick our moral cottonGod calls us to set these freeFree our hearts from slaveryAnd then as God goes on to explainThe logistics of buying and selling slavesUh...he...the bible's sorta like...uhhh...there's like...typos"In the back, I sit and I nodTo the beats that are bumping from my iPodMy God they're starting to prayAnd over the music I can hear them say"Dear God, dear Lord, dear vague muscular man with a beard or a swordDear good all seeing being'My way or the highway' YahwehThe blue balled anti-masturbatorThe great all-loving faggot haterI'd like to thank your holy mightFor making me both rich and whiteAnd though this is your day of restI come to you with one request:There's so much pain beyond this steepleWars and drugs and homeless peopleSadness where there should be joyHate and rape and Soulja BoyA world in darkness needs your lightSo I'm sure your schedule's pretty tightBut my dog just had surgeryIf you could fix that first?JESUS!"

TheAgileFatman

i need that beat

Ricky Norris

... since when did god get a day of rest ???i don't remember that.and i don't remember the ramblings of the church of couce i was lucky and not a Catholic like you 

The Chaos Theory

Pretty sure the music is from "Believe me" from Fort Minor

Nathaniel Nebula

"the logistics of buying and selling slaves" ha yea people like to forget about that shit

Chris Campbell

Just remember that he's making fun of Catholics, not all Christians are worthless douchebags.

Camryn Grady

i was raised southern baptist. THIS.IS.PERFECT.

Heather Franco

I believe in the bible and that there is a God, but the only thing that upsets me is that I honestly believe that if it wasn't for (at least I think) people who shove their religion down people's throats,many people would believe in something. I'm a Christian and it blows my mind that most religious people put gays and people who are different down, because growing up at the church I went to my pastor was very welcoming to everyone no matter what you look like or who you loved. Everything's corrupt these days and it's easy to say that there's no God, but I feel better knowing that there's something for me after death other than rotting in the ground.

makylie kendall

I love this song

Brandon Kiser

yeah this is a perfect model of a stereotypical Christian. This is why I hate most people. I may be Christian. But oh hey, grandma got cancer. Is that really important in a whole lot of around 7 billion people. Focus on the big problems. People can die. Problems can only be resolved or left. Christian doesnt mean your some uneducated dumbfuck that doesnt know what 9 + 10 is...

Sam Leheny

Oh my thoughts. All of my thoughts! I don't go for any of that higher intelligence stuff, but this is why I couldn't get into organised religion even if I did. Religious texts like the bible have been manipulated by man since their inception. Rewritten, re-translated, altered, twisted.People believe in the word of god? Fine. But how do they know where the word of god ends and the word of man begins.

DAwingtail

He is eminem + femininity

Gabby King

This whole song sums up my views in Catholicism perfectly. This man is a genius.

pepsi5432

All hail Mr. Burnham.

Titanium Steel

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMNNNN

Herman Manly

I wish there was a studio version of this :C

Caitlin Weber

"dear god, dear lord. dear vague muscular man with a beard or a sword." perfect.

Maniac12G

The backdrop is from "Orchestra Strings 08", it was where Fortminor got it.

Stephanie Fantabulous

I can't get over his intelligence. 

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