Bloodhound Gang - A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying скачать видео бесплатно

you can thank Stupityx3 for showing me this song.

I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert

That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.

It had been a while.

In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went

since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.

I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons

through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.

Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,

milky white skin and baby blue eyes.

name was Russell.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Well I find it's quite a thrill

When she grinds me against her will

Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave",

this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls

like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.

Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin',

cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."

Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern,

and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask

as I do my little kooky dance.

And then she told me to shush.

I guess she could sense my desperation.

Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Well I find it's quite a thrill

When she grinds me against her will

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.

So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ

is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole

with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something

resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"

Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later

I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.

Got the nailer back at her trailer.

Heh. That rhymes.

I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on

when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Well I find it's quite a thrill

When she grinds me against her will

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch,

gave the tranny a spin and slid on into

The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop.

There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb",

when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton.

Well, my heart just dropped.

So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.

You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice

and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five

in an eighteen-wheeler.

I never thought missing children could be so sexy.

Did I say that out loud?

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Well I find it's quite a thrill

When she grinds me against her will

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'