I'm 12-years-old and just wrote this all-new version of Adam Sandler's awesome Hanukkah Song. I updated it for today's generation!
LYRICS:
Put on your Yamaka
Its time for Chanukah
So much funnaka
To celebrate Chanukah
Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents
We get eight crazy nights
When you feel like the only kid in town
Without a Christmas tree
Now here's a new list of people who are Jewish
Just like you and me
Harry Potter
Shouts, "Expeliarmus"
He also says hamotzi every Shabbas
Harrison Ford
Lights the menorah
While flying the Millennium Falcon
He and Chewy do the Horah
You don't need Christmas trees or Santa Claus mail
Cause you can sing the dreidel song with Zak Efron and Ashley Tisdale
Put on your Yamaka
Its time for Chanukah
So much funnaka
To celebrate Chanukah
Natalie Portman
Married Darth Vader
And every spring
She also has a Seder
His theory of relativity
Was Einstein's claim to fame
He was also a fun-loving yid
Who loved the dreidel game
The most famous Jew in Springfield
Is Crusty the clown.
And Jerry Seinfeld likes his latkes
Big and round
Harry Houdini
Had his Bar Mitzvah
And Hannah Montana, 100% shiksah
Chicken soup
is Jewish penicillin
And when it comes to music
So is Bob Dylan
Now here's a shocker
That most historians would not touch
Elvis Presley was Jewish
Thank you very much!
And what about Mr. Rogers and Paula Abdul
Both Jewish—isn't that cool?
Put down your Game Boy-anukah
It's time to celebrate Chanukah
If you really, really wannukah
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah
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