Wii Shop Channel WITH LYRICS - (Wii Shop Remix) - brentalfloss descargar videos gratis

Ever wonder where that catchy Wii Shop Channel came from? Its origins may be more nefarious and German than you realized.

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LYRICS:

YOU WILL BUY THESE THINGS!

YOU WILL BUY THESE THINGS!

YOU WILL BUY THESE THINGS!

WELCOME TO THE WII SHOP CHANNEL,

WE HAVE SOFTWARE & GAMES TO SELL

SO WE WROTE THIS HYPNOTIC TUNE,

WHICH TURNS YOUR BRAIN INTO A PRUNE

OH JA, PRUNY BRAINS

THE KIND OF BRAINS ZAT BUY STUFF

EVEN GAMES THAT NO ONE EVER PLAYED

(Ja, we've got lots of zat)

WE'VE GOT CLASSICS LIKE CHEW MAN FU,

WHO COULD FORGET NEUTOPIA II?

DOUBLE DUNGEONS & DRAGON'S CURSE

THEY SOUND FUN RIGHT? NOW GRAB YOUR PURSE!

WE WANT YOUR CASH, *MIT* NO FRIVOLOUS DISTRACTIONS

MINIMAL DESIGN!

SIMPLE, PURE & LIGHT!

HERE'S THE BOTTOM LINE: BASICALLY IT'S WHITE

CATCHY MUSIC, IT MAKES YOU BUY,

& IT'S SO FUN TO WATCH YOU TRY

IT MAY TAKE YOU A THOUSAND CLICKS,

PARTY LIKE IT'S 2006

BUY THE GAME, IT'S BETTER THAN A CARTRIDGE

WHO WOULD WANT TO BLOW A FAULTY CART?

(GAY & LADY CARTS!)

YOU NEED WII POINTS TO BUY OUR STUFF

IT LOOKS LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH

YOU MUST INPUT YOUR CREDIT CARD,

& WE PURPOSELY MADE IT HARD

HAHAHAHAAH,

LOOK AT YOUR FACE

YOU JUST CLICKED FOR TWENTY MINUTES

THEN WE SWITCHED THE SIDE WHERE YOU CLICK FOR YES

DO IT ALL AGAIN!

TROLLIN FOR THE WIN!

JA! *MEIN* LITTLE WII

WE'RE GONNA MAKE A STRANGE, CLUNKY LITTLE STORE PROGRAM, & WE'LL USE THE MONEY TO BUY BEER & SPAM!

BUY SOME STUFF, & THEN PLEASE BUY SOME MORE STUFF

THATS MY SONG ABOUT THE WII SHOP,

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH ESHOP

PLEASE SHOP AT THE WII SHOP TILL YOU DIE,

OR IF YOU'RE NOT OLD ENOUGH,

ASK YOUR PARENTS FOR HELP