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As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain

I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain

But that's just perfect for an Amish like me

You know I shun fancy things like electricity

At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm milkin' cows

Jebadiah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool

And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long

That even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone

I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline

Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin

But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine

Then tonight were gonna party like it's 1699

We been spendin' most our lives

Livin' in an Amish paradise

I churned butter once or twice

Livin' in an Amish paradise

It's hard work and sacrifice

Livin' in an Amish paradise

We sell quilts at discount price

Living' in an Amish paradise

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week

I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek

I really don't care, in fact I wish him well

Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in Hell

But I never punched a tourist even if he deserved it

An Amish with a 'tude? You know thats unheard of

I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat

And my homies agree I really look good in black, fool

If you come to visit you'll be bored to tears

We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years

But we ain't really quaint so please don't point and stare

We're just technologically impaired

Theres no phones, no lights, no motor cars

Not a single luxury

Like Robinson and Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be

We been spendin' most our lives

Livin' in an Amish paradise

Were just plain and simple guys

Livin' in an Amish paradise

There's no time for sin and vice

Livin' in an Amish paradise

We don't fight we all play nice

Livin' in an Amish paradise

Hichin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter

Raise a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise an udder

Think your really righteous, think your pure at heart?

Well I know, I'm a million times as humble as thou art

I'm the pious guy, the little omlettes wanna be like

On my knees day and night, scorin' points for the after life

So don't be vain, and don't be whiney

Or else my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie

We been spendin' most our lives

Livin' in an Amish paradise

We're all crazy Menonites

Livin' in an Amish paradise

There's no cops or traffic lights

Livin' in an Amish paradise

But you'd probably think it bites

Livin' in an Amish paradise