Lyrics:
FREDDY MORRIS MONOLOGUE
Written by Alan Paul
Ok, wanna settle down over there?
Hold the music there, hold it...
I've been asked by the Transfers to come out here and talk to you
I'm the raging Freddy Morris, I've been around a long time.
What's so funny?
I want to introduce you to a man
Who is a giant among giants in the business
When I say that, I mean he knows them all
I mean Frankie and Sammy, Tony and Lena,
Liberace, you know - the biggies...
I want you to make him feel really at home here
We're talking, we're talking about the king of dada
We are talking about the hippest talker in America
He's come a long way, I want you to make him feel really at home here,
He cost big bucks - let's hear it for him
L Dorado Kaddy, ok, here he is now....
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BACON FAT
By Andre Williams
(Sax Intro) Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh --yeah...
Now when he went down in Tennessee,
All my friends they was glad to see me
Seen some down by the railroad track
Seen some earth dealers with their sacks on their back
They said now "Hey Man!" (hey man)
"We're glad to see you back -
we got a new dance they call the Bacon Fat.'
You go
Diddley diddley diddley diddley diddley diddley diddley diddley wop wop
Have mercy, have mercy (wop wop, yeah wop wop)
'An then they go
Diddley diddley diddley diddley diddley diddley diddley diddley wop wop
Help yourself, mama (wop wop, yeah wop wop)
'An then they go
Diddley diddley diddley diddley diddley diddley diddley diddley wop wop
(wop wop, yeah wop wop)
Now then I went down to see my local deejay
The cat's name is Cain, he lives down Tennessee way
I said now "Hey man, what's this uh, new kinda jump -
Where you wind up twice 'n then you end up with a bump?"
He said now "Dig, Daddy!" (hey man)
"It's a natural fact, it's a sweepin' the South,
that thing the Bacon Fat."
You go
Diddley diddley diddley diddley diddley diddley diddley diddley wop wop
Aw you give me a rise in my Levis, mama! (wop wop, yeah wop wop)
'An then they go
Diddley diddley diddley diddley diddley diddley diddley diddley wop wop
Have mercy, have mercy (wop wop, yeah wop wop)
'An then they go
Diddley diddley diddley diddley diddley diddley diddley diddley wop wop
(wop wop, yeah wop wop)
I said now
(wop, wop)
That's right
(wop, wop)
One more time -
(wop, wop!)
13 years ago
13 years ago