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The Macc Lads - Germans

Sitting on the bog in foreign parts, looking round for anything to wipe my arse,

There's a second hand curry splattered round the rim,

And red and black scrapings from an Arab's foreskin

You can't drink the water, you've got to boil it

All the women smell of Egyptian toilets

There's a shitty clogged-up copper pipe sticking out of the bowl

Hosepipes, flies, foreign smells, no fucking toilet roll.

It was a cheap package holiday with a guarantee-

You'll pass nothing solid 'til you're back in Macclesfield

They warned me not to eat the food, and everything's in litres

But they didn't say a word about a million sausage eaters.

Squareheads in the pubs, Jerries on the streets,

Krauts in the bars, Erics on the beach

Got to do something fast to clear away this shit,

I'll have to wipe my bottom on a passing Fritz.

Oi! Adolf! Shut your fucking trap

Take your Merc and piss off back with your holiday schnapps (snaps)

Oi! Adolf! Stop pushing in the queue,

Try pushing into Poland and we'll beat you black and blue

I'm an Englishman abroad and my ringpiece is a mess

My foot's wedged against the door to keep out the S.S.

This foreign khasi stinks of daygo turds that missed the bowl

There's Huns outside, slapping thighs and wearing lederhosen.

I hope these German bastards have the runs as bad as me,

I'll fight them on the beaches to defend my lavatory

I'm shouting: 'Fuck off, Herman, who won the fucking war?'

The fuckers pushed their gaspipes under my bog door.

Oi! Adolf! Nineteen sixty six!

I provide the gas in here, fuck off back to Auschwitz

Oi! Adolf! Fuck off back to Belsen

I'm not a yid, I'm on the bog, annex something else, son.

Oi! Adolf! You talking to me?

How come all you krauts can speak German fluently?

Oi! Adolf! Nineteen forty five!

Don't put that accent on for me, speak English or die.

©1990 The Macc Lads

N.B.- "Lederhosen"-(pronounced layder hose - foreigners are not very good at spelling)-

These are little leather shorts with bibs- worn by all German males.

"S.S."- Mischievous imps who did some very naughty things.

"Adolf-" A scamp with a silly moustache.

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