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The Macc Lads - Alton Towers

Bank Holiday Monday, Sunday hours, let's fuck off to Alton Towers.

Ten to two, quite a few in the queue for the bumper cars,

Fit crack on the lake, but her mate's got a flabby arse, let's hit the bar,

But!

Where's the fucking pub?

Where's the fucking ale?

We don't want to queue for the mono-fucking-rail

Where's the fucking crack?

They're middle-aged mums, with big flabby bums.

The black hole queue's past the entrance gate,

I've been with Sweaty Betty, and its not worth the wait.

Wouldn't stand in a queue for all the tea in China,

I'd rather lick the hairs on a dead dog's vagina.

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