Move over Nicki Minaj Anaconda! There's a new parody of "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix A Lot called "Baby Got Buns" (hair buns that is) and its sung by Darth Vader aka Darth Drinks A Lot!!! This Star Wars parody shows Princess Leia twerking Darth Vader Miley Cyrus style, Chewbacca working the turntable, and even guest appearances by Kim Kardashian and Beyonce. Its so much fun your head might explode...or maybe I mean one of the characters?
Lyrics by BizarreWars/ Wild Rumpus Films
Music Production and Song Performance by Neil Ebanks Music and Video Production
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Cinematography & Editing by Bennett Warner
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Original Song "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix A Lot
http://sirmixalot.com
Original Song "Baby Got Back" available on iTunes
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/baby-got-back/id363230894?mt=Baby Got Buns
Lyrics:
Valley Girl: Oh My God, Becky, look at her buns
They’re just so big and gross and stupid.
She looks like one of those Star Wars geeks’ girlfriends, ugh. Who understands them?
They only like her because she wears that slutty gold bikini in that sex scene with Gabba the Hutt
Becky: Oh my God! Is your brain frozen in carbonite?! Its Jabba the Hutt, not Gabba the Hutt! And its not a sex scene. Leia is captured trying to rescue Han and then she strangles Jabba on his floating barge. Duh!
Valley Girl: How do you know that?
Becky: Um, my little brother told me?
Valley Girl: You don’t have a little brother!
I like hair buns and that’s a fact
I don’t care about your rack
I like them round and bigger is better
I don’t mean in your sweater
Buns, like on a derriere
But I like them in your hair
Those hot cross buns are rockin’
My fingers wanna do some walkin’
Oh honey, that raging acne
It don’t distract me
When your head is in my lap and I get to strokin’
My pants are pokin’
Yoda and Ben
You think I’m in the wrong
Well then sue me, sue me,
I’m Darth and I don’t give a doody
So get those hair buns jerking
Let’s do some hair bun twerking
When you act like Miley and the lines are blurring
It excitates my gerkin
So, Jedis!
(Yeah)
Jedis
(Yeah)
Has your girlfriend got hair buns?
Tell em’ to stroke ‘em
(Stroke ‘em)
(Stroke ‘em)
(Stroke ‘em)
Stroke those sticky buns
Baby got buns!
Fugly face but with a bun hairdoey
Baby got buns
Fugly face but with a bun hairdoey
Fugly face but with a bun hairdoey
If they’re Alderon born
Then they wind up in my porn
Mm Mm those buns are sweeter
When they’re large in dia-meter
I want you in my tub
To rub, rub a dub, rub, rub!
I want to tug it, tasty and round
like a chicken nugget
You’re fly but shy
You’ve got cellulite
Girl, don’t try to fight it
Just keep on keeping those hair buns tight
Beyonce n’ Kim Kardashion
You ain’t the fashion
Go see your hair dresser and make things better
With some rounds of cheddar
What’s UP! Jabba the Hut
Gonna kick that wrinkly butt
Hairbunny with the gold bikini
I wanna get FREAKY
So, Leias
(Yeah)
Leias
(Yeah)
You wanna be playas?
Roll ‘em up! Rub ‘em down
Even Chewy likes ‘em round
Baby got buns!
Baby got buns!
When it comes to females, I don’t give a rat’s ass about T & A, pretty eyes or a nice smile. In fact, I don’t even care if they’ve got teeth… or eyes. Well, maybe eyes. It would be weird getting intimate with someone and looking at their face and seeing only sockets. Yeah, they need eyes.
So if you like to wear a hoodie
I don’t want your goodies
Your hoodie won’t give me none of that hairbun woody
Show your buns to Vader or I’ll see you later, gator
Don’t do French braids or a pony
Please wear those hair buns
When your ass is flat and you’ve got small boobies
I’ll still think you’re a cutie
My girlfriend…she ain’t the princess
So it ain’t incest
Buns like the bisection of a HoHo
Hands off Han-dy Solo
Hey you with the large circumference
My pants are packing a compass
But my compass only points to north
When you’ve got hair bunses
So ladies, if your buns are hearty
And you want to party
Call me, I’m Darth Drinks A Lot
And I’ll make your hairbuns hot
Baby got buns!
Baby got buns!
Flat on the rack but she got hair buns
Flat on the rack but she got hair buns
Flat on the rack but she got hair buns
Flat on the rack but she got hair buns
© BizarreWars/Wild Rumpus Films
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