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9 years ago
Ok, so our english teacher was teaching us persuasive writing, and as a class activity, she gave us each a useless object, and we had to persuade her that it was useful. My group got a ripped plastic bag, and we thought it could be used as a rain hat, but with the hole at the top, you can wash your hair when it's raining. As one of the persuasive techniques, i decided to create a parody of royals, based on the ripped plastic bag (rain hat)Here it is: (btw excuse the first verse- i couldn't think of anything.)I’ve never been to BangladeshBut that’s unrelated to this song,So Whoopsies. And I'm not proud of how I dress.But then can I see,something that suits meIt looks like: plastic, ripped bag,perfect for a rain hat,varies in colours, and it is super cheapLife’s not fairBut i guess it is for meBut everybody's like soaking, wet face,wet hair, on the carpetGoing insane, and then complaining about wet feetI don't care. I’ve got an awesome plastic hat.It’s not made of foil, (foil)So it won’t burn your headIt will protect you from rainIf you don’t have it, you’ll go insane.It will make you cooler (cooler)you’ll be popular at schooland maybe you’ll be so cool, so cool, so cool, so cool.You’ll rule the countryMy friends and I walk down the roadwe wear our plastic hats again, looking heartyAnd we walk to our house without wet clothesIt’s pure blissBecause our face is dry,But everyones like jealous, hellish, that we’re laid back watching cartoonsWhile they are soaking wet, have to goto the bathroomWe don't care. We’ve got the awesome plastic hats.But everybody's like soaking, wet face,wet hair, on the carpetGoing insane, and then complaining about wet feetWe don't care. We’ve got the awesome plastic hats.It’s not made of foil, (foil)So it won’t burn your headIt will protect you from rainIf you don’t have it, you’ll go insane.It will make you cooler (cooler)you’ll be popular at schooland maybe you’ll be so cool, so cool, so cool, so cool.You’ll rule the countryohhh ohh ohhh ohhhWe’re drier than desert steamand we’re in love with being queensohhh ohh ohhh ohhhLife isn't meant to be fair.But for us its easy with our plastic bag with tears.It’s not made of foil, (foil)So it won’t burn your headIt will protect you from rainIf you don’t have it, you’ll go insane.It will make you cooler (cooler)you’ll be popular at schooland maybe you’ll be so cool, so cool, so cool, so cool.You’ll rule the country