World premiere of Bloops' new video for "Special Bulletin" off of the upcoming and as-yet-untitled sophomore concept album about the life of mass murderer Screwdriver Sixkiller.
LYRICS
Screwdriver Sixkiller
has finally been captured.
Our sources confirm
that shots have been fired:
This just in.
We're taking you there live (live).
Four are rumored dead (dead, rumored dead)
Sixkiller (Sixkiller) crashed his car
into the front of a K-Mart (K-Mart):
This just in.
Special Bulletin, Special Bulletin
for those just tuning in
A local Lakewood shop,
four people have been shot—
we've got a girl who knew him
and her name is Dot.
Dot, what have you got?
DOT: Well, he was always pretty quiet,
but I think he got straight A's.
He really admired Tommy Shaw,
and he sort of liked Jack Blades.
REPORTER: So... you're saying he was gay?
DOT: Well, we didn't really know.
Once again, we're sorry for interrupting
your regularly scheduled show
Special Bulletin, Special Bulletin
for those just tuning in
We're just now being told
that eight are presumed dead:
five killed with a Phillips,
and three with a flat-head.
No one's been shot,
despite what we've said,
but there were five killed with a Phillips
and three with a flat-head.
(We now return you to "Family Matters")