Eminem - Role Model - The Slim Shady LP (HD) descargar videos gratis

Eminem - Role Model - The Slim Shady LP

Ok, I'm going to attempt to drown myself.

You can try this at home,

You can be just like me.

(Mic check 1 2, we recording?)

(Eminem)

I'm cancerous, so when I diss you wouldn't wanna answer this

If ya responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus

I'll strangle you to death, then I'll choke you again

Then broke your fucking legs til your bones poke through your skin (Ahh)

You've beef with me, I'ma even the score equally

Take you on Jerry Springer and beat your ass legally

I get you blunted off of funny home grown

'Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono (Oh no!)

So if I said I never did drugs

That would mean I lie and get fucked more that the President does

Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert

I ripped her fucking tonsils out and fed her sherbert (bitch)

My nerves hurt, and lately I'm on edge

Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blonde dreads (fucker)

Every girl I ever went out with was going les'

Follow me and do exactly what the song says

Smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drink

Jump behind wheel like it was still legal

I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal

So I'm dumb enough to ask a for date with Lauryn Hill

Some people only see that I'm white, ignoring skill

'Cause I stand out like a green hat with an orange bill

But I don't get pissed, y'all don't even see through the mist

How the fuck can I be white, I don't even exist

I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave

Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave

My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave

And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave

(Chorus)

Now follow me and do exactly what you see

Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me

I slap women and eat shrooms, then O.D.

Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me

(Eminem)

Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole,

When we heard a knock on the door (knock), must've been Ron Gold'

Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold

Killed 'em both then smeared blood on the white Bronco (We did it!)

My mind won't work and my spine don't jerk

I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt

I'm not a player just an ill rhyme sayer

That'll spray an aerosol can up at the ozone layer (*psssssssh*)

My rap style's warped, I'm runnin' out the morgue

With your dead grandmother's corpse to throw it on your porch (*scream*)

Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon with a cape on

And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn

I'm about as normal as Norman Bates, with deformative traits

A premature birth that was four minutes late

Mother, are you there, I love you

I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel (Evil laugh)

Will someone please explain to my brain

That I just severed a main vein with a chainsaw and I'm in pain

I take a breather and sigh, either I'm high or I'm nuts

'Cause if you ain't tiltin' this room, neither am I

So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass

Then it's probably obvious I got it on with her

'Cause when I drop this solo shit it's over with

I bought Cage's tape, opened it, and dubbed over it

(Chorus)

I came to the club drunk and with a fake ID

Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me

I've been with 10 women who got HIV

Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me

I got genital warts and it burns when I pee

Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me

I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree

You probably wanna grow up the just like me