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Subido: 2010/02/15

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LYRICS

I love your hair, your smile, your clothes

I love your cankles and your elephant nose

I love your freckles and your eyes

Don't forget about her thunder thighs

Girl, did it hurt when you fell from heaven

It hurt, she landed on her face

Girl, I need to put you on my "to do list"

Or my hit list, whichever really works

If you were a booger I'd pick you first

Well I'd lick you first

Girl, you're everything I (don't) want

You're everything I (don't) need

Without you I can barely (finally) breath

You're so fat

You got arrested at the airport for 10 pounds of crack

Not even Clinton would sleep with you

When trucks back up they beep like you

And no one wants to be with you

I never want to see you again

You're like the elephant man

It looks like you seriously stopped a van with your face

Your face is like the sun

Yep, it burns my retinas

You have beautiful puppy dog eyes

Maybe you should go to the vet

You smell like a pig and you look like a fish

If you were a cow I'd put you right on a dish

You're crazy like a monkey you belong in a zoo

If you were a horse I'd turn you right into glue

Your eyes are like a pond in which the fish of beauty swim

You have a mustache like my dads, you really need a trim

All I really wanted to say

Is I love (hate) you

Comentarios

9 years ago

Grace Glionna

I lost it at skankabite!

9 years ago

Susan Durham

Is that right your brother or did u edit the song

9 years ago

Nutty Nuti

Just in case you didn't watch the video and scrolled to the comments section, here is a basic summary of what happened/the lyrics from what I heard. Plus, it's good to read while you are listening to the video! :DJon: Hey baby.Bryan: *Uggghh...*Jon: Shut up Bryan! I wrote this song for you.Bryan: *You cheating skankabite @£!%$"!!* Jon: Hey, I'm filming here! Anyways, I hope it makes you happy.Jon: I love your hair, your smile, your clothes-Bryan: *I LOVE YOUR FAT ABNORMALLY LARGE TOES.*Jon: Shut up! You are ruining the video.Bryan: *Scoot over! Heh, cheh, you remember me?*Jon: Bryan...-Bryan: *Well you should, cause you took my heart out and shoved it down my asophagus. Yeah, you should remember that, okay- You cheated on me with my very own brother over here, you jerk!*Jon: Let it GO, dude! That was, like, 3 months ago! I'm trying to film something.Bryan: *Fine. BUT I'M NOT MOVING.*Jon: I love your hair, your smile, your clothes...-Bryan: *I love your cankles and your elephant nose.*Jon: I love your freckles and your eyes.Bryan: *Don't forget about her thunder thighs.*Jon: Girl, did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?Bryan: *It hurt- she landed on her face.*Jon: Girl, I need to put you on my To-do List-Bryan: *Or my Hit-list - whichever really works.*Jon: If you were a booger I'd pick you first.Bryan: *Well I'd LICK you first!*Jon: What?! That's so wrong! That's disgusting!Bryan: *I'd lick her, as in I'D PUNCH HER IN THE FACE! Ha.. Might make you look prettier.*Both: Girl, you everything I want/don't want, you're everything I need/don't need, without you I can barely/finally breathe.Bryan: *You're so fat, you got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack. Not even Clinton will sleep with you, when trucks back up they beep like you. And no-one wants to be with you I never wanna see you again. You're like the elephant man. It looks like you seriously stopped a van with your face.*Jon: Your face is like the sun.Bryan: *Yep - it burns my retinas.*Jon: You've got beautiful puppy-dog eyes.Bryan: *Maybe you should go to the vet. You smell like a pig and you look like a fish. If you were a cow I'd put you right on a dish. You're crazy like a monkey, you belong in a zoo. If you were a horse I'd turn you right into glue.*Jon: You're eyes are like a pond, in which the fish of beauty swim.Bryan: *You have a mustache like my dad's - you really need a trim.*Both: All I really want to say.. Is I love/*hate* you.Bryan: *I HOPE YOU DIE YOU STUPID B**CH!*

9 years ago

Creepy Panda

Im confused

9 years ago

Mariah Webber

I love this video seen it like a hundred times

9 years ago

Marta Msrquez

Love it it is so funny love it love it love it and it is so funny awesome

9 years ago

Nikita Parsons

The guy with glasses reminds me of Tsukishima Kei from Haikyuu!! XD

9 years ago

Felicia Elm

This is my favourite video over hole youtube

9 years ago

Jules Baldelomar

my friend and i perform this all the damn time so fun :)

9 years ago

mermade laney

this video confused my sister

9 years ago

Bella Clemons

This should be on iTunes

9 years ago

The Pentacorn

He's good at piano

9 years ago

Mikey Gaming

With your brother what a cunt 

9 years ago

beetles1964

Are those girl glasses on "Ryan"?

9 years ago

Jose Dominguez

Make more videos your losing your subscibers 

9 years ago

Elena Richardson

Omggg so funny

9 years ago

서인애

잘한다 ㅋㅋㅋ 귀여워 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

9 years ago

Random Joy and Shona

Lick her as in punch in the faceI thought only jamaicans said that 

9 years ago

Rida Faisal

0:58 1:02 1:04 look the shoulder of the dude on da left glitches and is cut out a few times.

9 years ago

Corey Foster

The dude next to Jon really looks like the dude from Drake and Josh! One of the nerds 

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