Charlie and the Chocolate Factory London Musical - It's Teavee Time (Lyrics in description) descargar videos gratis


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Duración: 03:33
Subido: 2013/10/08

Lyrics below. In this song we meet Mike Teavee, played by Jay Heyman. Check out Jay's music video at http://youtu.be/F3kHyFMDKTE and be sure to buy tickets to enjoy this great show at http://goo.gl/lqrbLw

* LYRICS *

Mrs Teavee:

Oh welcome to you gentlemen and ladies of the press, how wonderful to share this day with you.

You've travelled far and wide, don't be shy - please come inside.

I've plates of petit four and cheese fondue.

The reason that you've gathered is to meet my little boy.

The hero of the good old USA.

So now if you're all strapped in, let the press conference begin.

Little angel, do you have something to say?

Mike Teavee:

Bang, bang, futuristic rodeo.

See Captain Knuckle Duster hang 'em on high.

Take your hard drive - boot 'em up, for a cyber shoot 'em up.

This is the life now die.

Mrs Teavee:

Oh Mike is just high spirited, that's what the doctor said.

He's just a mini version of my spouse.

Mr Teavee:

What?

Mrs Teavee:

And they said it was a phase, when he set the cat ablaze.

But the authorities request that little Mike not leave the house.

And so we let him sit at the computer day and night.

He's promised me that he won't ever budge.

Cos things went from bad to worse, when he chloroformed that nurse.

Darling tell the people what you told the judge.

Mike Teavee:

Hack, hack, I've set the Wonka mainframe.

I'm Captain Knuckle Duster - I'm a super spy.

Got his password "golden star", never had to buy a bar.

This is the life now die.

Mrs Teavee:

It was a childhood prank, when he stole that German tank.

But we never wish that we had had a daughter.

Medication sets us free, one for Mike and two for me.

And at six I pour a shot of mommy water.

Well, it has been a pleasure having you inside our home.

To see he's just a little boy at play.

And though I break out in the sweats, when we hide his cigarettes,

we've got him down to just two packs a day.

And now we'll go to Wonka's where he'll make some brand new friends.

I pray to God he fits in with the gang.

But if there is no TV, it'll be like world war 3.

But for now I'll let him go out with a...

Mike Teavee:

Bang, bang, been playing now for fifty hours.

Watch Captain Knuckle Duster make the losers cry.

Mrs Teavee:

You can bet for sure this kid'll win.

Mike Teavee:

Mommy where's my ritalin?

This is the life now die.

Mrs Teavee:

Thanks for coming.

Comentarios

9 years ago

Robbie Doster

+Daniel Kingsley I love the musical! I wish I was there but couldn't=(

9 years ago

John Hammond

could be worse... could have freed rexy.

10 years ago

KoolAidKooler

"It was a childhood prank, when he stole that German tank.But we never wish that we had had a *daughter*!"Hahahaha! XD

10 years ago

Merasa Bruali

Hmm... not bad loved the pics

10 years ago

therealjayheyman

HI DANIEL - IT'S FANTASTIC THAT YOU MADE THIS - I LOVED MY TIME BEING MIKE TEAVEE IN CHARLIE SO MUCH AND GREAT TO BE REMINDED OF IT - AS I AM LISTENING I AM THERE!! :)) JAY.

10 years ago

ShadowDJ94

Man...she is terrified by this kid

10 years ago

Arsenal4Ben Fifa Videos!

Amazing

10 years ago

h193013

"I pray to god he fits in with the gang"I think he fits in quite well with those kids, except for Charlie of courseAlso if Mike was under house arrest why was he able to go to the factory

10 years ago

TWWGaming

I went to see this it's really good and funny anyone in the us come to london and see it! It's worth it!!!

10 years ago

Leishafan1985

Saw this on Wednesday at a Matinee and it was fantastic xx was sitting in the 2nd row from the front xx

10 years ago

megan palmer

went to see this in London and I loved it !!

10 years ago

4LunaLovegood

The actress who played Mrs Teavee was one of the most talented of the whole cast in my opinion. Every line that she said was spot-on and hilarious!

11 years ago

Chuggaconroy Jr

The mom sounds like she needs to take a sh*t

11 years ago

MyJazzyMac

Mrs. Teavee: Little angel do you have something to say?1:05, 2:02 HIT IT!

11 years ago

Bigger Than Alice

I really want the part of mrs teevee! 

11 years ago

ChocoKaylaRobin

O.o Wow this kid is scary. Thank you for posting this ^^ I wish they came to the U.S I would LOVE to see this on Broadway!!

11 years ago

mega wonka fan

can you post the lyrics please? :D 

11 years ago

Patrick Casey

More views!

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